Beat the Caption!

So the men are getting separated from the boys this weekend at the Rugby World Cup. A team that will probably feel the most heart break from this is the Scots. Try as they might, they don’t win much and often lose the close ones even when they do play well. So this week’s caption is all about what the luckless captain would really say if he got the chance to speak his mind.

Where to from here? The bar of course, where else!

Captions in the comments section please.