Yesterday we ran a competition whereby one lucky winner played the #CastleLingo game and won himself two tickets to the next Castle Lager Locker Room Session with the Proteas. Daryl Viljoen and a mate will be joining me next Tuesday as we sink some of Charles Glass’s finest with the Proteas, but don’t feel envious, I have ANOTHER double ticket to give away today. Now how the #CastleLingo game works is that you have to make a sentence describing a Proteas fan moment using at least one of the following #CastleLingo words: Dude, Heita, Bru, Sharp-sharp or Lekker. Now to make it extra festive, today’s winner will need to use #CastleLingo to Beat the Caption!

So with your best funnies, and a drop of #CastleLingo – it’s time to Beat the Caption!

Like no Dar dude, I know you said 'not out' but that wasn't a very lekker decision.

Answers in the comments section please. Winner announced at 4pm today. Terms and conditions below.

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It’s Friday and that means it is Beat The Caption again. I just had a properly fun morning in Auckland on my little Witness History tour with MasterCard, so in keeping with the World Cup final theme, I give you this little gem. With your best smarts, go on and Beat the Caption!

Just a reminder, I booked the spot closest to the camera for the Haka mate.

Well done to @Sportbilly101 for his winning effort above!

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I’m not even going to attempt to write an intro for this one, simply place your caption in the comments section…

Beautiful girls all over the world, aint got nothing on you baby - nothing on you...

Click the read more to add your caption.

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Beat the Caption time! Naturally it would have to be something New Zealand orientated today as the World Cup has just kicked off. And seeing as 57834 hakas have been performed this week on that tiny island, I give you this:

Well done to Zim Shark for winning this week!

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This week’s Beat the Caption is naturally all about the Bok farewell. I snapped this delightful pic of Schalk and Alex Jay just before we got onto the Gautrain. You remember Alex Jay right? He was on 5fm for roughly 74 years and is still very much involved with Top Billing voice overs I think. So with all your best funnies, it’s time to Beat the Caption!

Well done to Marcel van Zyl for this winning comment.

Click the read more to leave your caption in the comments.

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Another great sporting week, and as tempting as it was, I have declined on putting a picture up of Ard Matthews for this week’s Beat the Caption. I have instead taken a completely crazy route by including some football to the mix. Crazy I know. In light of Arsenal’s woes and the fact that they are playing Man United this coming Sunday, I present this little beaut to you. Go on – Beat the Caption!

Well done to Ian Terbrugge (@2_bridges) for this cracker.

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The story of the week was without doubt the call for New Zealanders to abstain from sex in the interest of the All Blacks winning the Rugby World Cup. I didn’t write anything about it in the week as I just thought it was too easy, but then I came across this little pic and thought the topic had to be the theme for our ‘Beat the Caption’ feature this week. Now I have given you a very blank canvas here in that I have just given you a pic of an average Kiwi gent, but give it some thought and see if you can ‘Beat the Caption’!

Well done to Derrick Carolin @Derro_SA for this cracker effort.

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